Pat Hazell’s
The Wonder
Bread Years
Saturday, March 13th, 2027
A fresh and funny salute to Americana, The Wonder Bread Years stars Pat Hazell, an original writer for NBC’s Seinfeld, a regular guest on The Tonight Show, a critically acclaimed playwright, and a veteran performer with more than 37 years of experience in American theatre and comedy. Voted one of the five funniest people in America by Showtime, Hazell brings his signature wit to this fast-paced one-person show that walks the line between stand-up comedy and theatre. From sitting at the kids’ table to riding in the way back of the Country Squire wagon, The Wonder Bread Years celebrates the shared memories, everyday moments, and wonderfully familiar experiences of growing up in America. Hailed by Jerry Seinfeld as “milk-snorting funny,” this nostalgic comic bullseye reignites a much-needed sense of wonder and leaves audiences laughing, reminiscing, and savoring the past like never before. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. for complimentary pre-show food, with the curtain rising at 7:30 p.m.
Tickets on sale September 1, 2026